Under construction!

...but it's a miracle you're seeing this, sent from Caddy over Wireguard
over an Ethernet cable that carries PoE and people step on on a daily basis
to a router that talks Wireguard and forwards to an L2TP tunnel carried
by an FTTP GPON connection to an L2TP ISP in London that finally forwards
over plain old Internet
to you.

Alas, there's also PPPoE involved.